Tirade:on irc (mood: riled)

Are you one of those people who ignore other people because you think you are actually better than them?

Are you one of those pricks who continually deride people who you think wont have the facility to defend themselves against you?

Are you one who discounts interaction to the people who have been categorized as noobs?

Are you one of those people who scoff at people who tries to converse in another language (especially in English), and intrusively indict their incorrect use of the grammar even though you, yourself, is using it incorrectly?

Are you one of those nincompoops who only talk to beautiful people and disparage the ugly ones, but you are one of the latter yourself?

Are you one of those braggarts who swank about being perfect aesthetically, but is actually not?

Are you one of those narcissistic bitches that would only want to talk about themselves and their bullshit all the time?

Are you one of those a-holes who would send threats, and impertinent nouns and adjectives, and profanity if the person you pmed was simply a little late to type her reply?

Are you one of those people who send the same annoying messages repeatedly, like a hundred times?

Are you one who types `hello, `hi, `ctc, or `asl and never replies?

Are you one of those people who just doesn’t reply… at all?

Are you one of those people who reply with a maximum of two words every time?

Are you one of those people who assertively solicit people to have eb with you but you never actually go to the assumed location?

Are you one who’s only after the friendster account?

Are you one of those people who presumes that everybody is gay just cause they haven’t given you their asl’s or their friendster, or a pic of themselves, or any pathetic reason you can find?

Are you one of those people who swear at someone once you’ve found out they are of the same gender?

Are you one of those oafs who condemn homosexuals for being homosexuals?

Are you a homosexual who pretends to be a girl just so you could go on pretending to be a girl until someone finds out you are gay and have broken quite a few hearts?

Are you one of those men who think girls are just dying to be with you(or it could be the other way around)?

Are you one of those guys who frighten the girls by talking dirty to them?

Are you one who thinks everybody is horny, so you go on about parading your liberal take on sexuality even though it unnerves and offends other people?

Are you a one of those people who are just downright boring?

Are you one of those perverts who think all the girls are that stupid to not know you are a sicko?

Are you a pedophile who have several nicks so that even if you get kicked or banned you’d still be able to continue with your sordid liaisons with innocent young girls on the channel?

Are you a fucking pedophile?

Are you a pervert?

If you are… fuck you!
Thanks a plenty for being such an infuriating lot.
And because of you, IRC is becoming such an unpleasant place.
Especially the last two.

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