GPD: I read porn today.
^_~: You did?
GPD: Accidentally.
^_~: Yeah, right. * Rolls eyes* Uhm, what was it about?
GPD: Im not sure if it was porno though, but it did seem like one.*giggles*
^_~: What was it about then? Tell me… then I’ll tell you if it is porno.
GPD: I am pretty sure it is.
^_~: Come on. You’re killing me here.
GPD: *Giggles* It was about this girl. She has tjis step dad, who is not really her step dad yet. But he will be… later in the story, so its okay to call him her step dad.
^_~: Okay. That is a nice uhm,introduction. But get to the good part.
GPD: Okay. They were in this room, the girl and her “stepdad”. Do you think I should just call him “her moms’ boyfriend”? Or is stepdad better?
^_~: *Scowls* I don’t care. Just tell me what happened next.
GPD: Alright, alright… You don’t need to look at me like that. You look scary you know. Okay, so… they were in this room… together, because the girls mom left, for work… so she wont be back for a while. I wonder what’s her work though, they didn’t say in the story.
^_~: Gosh. Can you just get to the point?
GPD: OOOooowkay… Mr. Grumpy. Just wondering here. Am I not allowed to wonder anymore? I was just wondering… she could be a pornstar for all we know. That! Would make the story pornographic.
^_~: *Stands up and leaves*
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I got you, didn’t I?
^_~: You did?
GPD: Accidentally.
^_~: Yeah, right. * Rolls eyes* Uhm, what was it about?
GPD: Im not sure if it was porno though, but it did seem like one.*giggles*
^_~: What was it about then? Tell me… then I’ll tell you if it is porno.
GPD: I am pretty sure it is.
^_~: Come on. You’re killing me here.
GPD: *Giggles* It was about this girl. She has tjis step dad, who is not really her step dad yet. But he will be… later in the story, so its okay to call him her step dad.
^_~: Okay. That is a nice uhm,introduction. But get to the good part.
GPD: Okay. They were in this room, the girl and her “stepdad”. Do you think I should just call him “her moms’ boyfriend”? Or is stepdad better?
^_~: *Scowls* I don’t care. Just tell me what happened next.
GPD: Alright, alright… You don’t need to look at me like that. You look scary you know. Okay, so… they were in this room… together, because the girls mom left, for work… so she wont be back for a while. I wonder what’s her work though, they didn’t say in the story.
^_~: Gosh. Can you just get to the point?
GPD: OOOooowkay… Mr. Grumpy. Just wondering here. Am I not allowed to wonder anymore? I was just wondering… she could be a pornstar for all we know. That! Would make the story pornographic.
^_~: *Stands up and leaves*
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I got you, didn’t I?
You perv! haha. Kidding.
I have nothing against people who read or watch porn.
Just dont act all weird and shit on me now... else, I'd have to use my magical chopsticks adnd kung fu you ... yeah.. I would, uhm... do that.
I am a black belter, you know. And then I woke up.
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